When we first heard about Madonna in 1985, she was dating a young music producer named Jellybean Benitez.
Before: he was a cutie
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Now: he looks like John Lovitz
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She got famous. She married Sean Penn for a while.
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She became a bigger star. She dated Warren Beatty, perhaps a little bit too late.
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She fell in love with her trainer, Carlos Leon, who gave her a stylish daughter, Lourdes
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Married Guy Richie, who gave her a son, Rocco
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And then I don't know the sequence anymore, but there was a string of dark Moorish or Latino men:
Basketball player Dennis Rodman
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Baseball player Alex Rodgriguez
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Model Jesus Luz
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and now dancer Brahim Rachiki. Shokotei.
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Well at least he can dance
Before: he was a cutie
Now: he looks like John Lovitz
She got famous. She married Sean Penn for a while.
She became a bigger star. She dated Warren Beatty, perhaps a little bit too late.
She fell in love with her trainer, Carlos Leon, who gave her a stylish daughter, Lourdes
Married Guy Richie, who gave her a son, Rocco
And then I don't know the sequence anymore, but there was a string of dark Moorish or Latino men:
Basketball player Dennis Rodman
Baseball player Alex Rodgriguez
Model Jesus Luz
and now dancer Brahim Rachiki. Shokotei.
Well at least he can dance