My sister D, senior regional vice president of a financial services company, just arrived from Sydney and is asking me, "What the hell is a jejemon? My kids keep trying to explain it to me and I don't get it."
Ana: "I love it so much."
Me: "I'll explain it to you with one picture. Here."
![Jejemon]()
Me: "Basically jejemon are people who text incoherently without vowels and say jeje for hehe. Don't you get text from your maid or driver that you can't understand kc wlang v0welzzz?"
D: "Oh you mean baduy people?"
Me: "XcusE mEeh. My drvr's not bAdUy noh."
D: "I still don't get it. Is it a Pokemon character?"
Behold, the Jejemon's suicide note. Basically you have to be a jejemon to understand Jejemonese.
(Warning: can cause aneurysm)
![jejemonsuicidenote_thumb]()
Ok that's the last time I will explain jejemon.
Un lang P0hzz.
Ana: "I love it so much."
Me: "I'll explain it to you with one picture. Here."
Me: "Basically jejemon are people who text incoherently without vowels and say jeje for hehe. Don't you get text from your maid or driver that you can't understand kc wlang v0welzzz?"
D: "Oh you mean baduy people?"
Me: "XcusE mEeh. My drvr's not bAdUy noh."
D: "I still don't get it. Is it a Pokemon character?"
Behold, the Jejemon's suicide note. Basically you have to be a jejemon to understand Jejemonese.
(Warning: can cause aneurysm)
Ok that's the last time I will explain jejemon.
Un lang P0hzz.