We're not buying

I have two friends who are dating high profile celebrities. One is dating a Filipino and one is dating a British pop star.
Neither of them are courting interviews or publicity about their love lives.
I happen to be one of those people who believe that if you're truly in love, there are certain things you want to keep for yourself.
So when KC and Piolo started appearing at high-profile events and dropping hints in various gossip shows while promoting their new teleserye, it seemed only the movie fans were buying it.





Recently Piolo came out on TV publicly announcing that KC was already taken—for a ride, you might ask?
When Piolo said he calls KC "my Princess" we wondered if KC calls Piolo "my Queen."
(Or maybe she calls him "teh"?)
Recently this billboard came out on C5, and to be honest, we were beyond shocked.



So was this just a viral that isn't catching on? Cause none of my girl/gay friends are buying it.
Or have Piolo and KC simply discovered a seasoning called Ajinomoto?



Whatever they're hawking, we're not buying. As for the rest of the rumors, they can't be blogged.