FIFAng FIFA na ako!

So Paul the Octopus was right! Spain won against Germany 1-0.



Because of this, Jenny Dizon-Hoschka wants to eat octopus for dinner.



Besides the aching bones, I've been sporting serious FIFA eyebags these past couple of weeks, ever since I discovered FIFA was full of FAFAs.
Grace: "Eh wala naman guapo sa Dutch team noh."
Me: "Excuse me, have you seen the perfect face of Ibrahim Afellay?"



Grace: (after Googling) "Oo nga no...Naku, 24 years old. Baliktarin mo nga yung edad mo....Me, I really like Nando Torres."



Me: "Close kayo? Fernando Torres: Pangalan pa lang, ulam na."
Grace: "What about Iker Casillas?"



Me: "I love the name Iker. It's so Aboitiz....Pero Casillas—diba toilet yon? That's what my grandma used to call it."

Last night during Spain-Germany, the amount of FAFAs was unreal. Even the audience was hott. Kulang na lang referee.
It was my first time to lay eyes on Toni Kroos, who looks so hott in his new hairstyle. This is a bad picture okay.



If you're wondering how Jeroen is taking all of this, well last night he refused to let me hug him.
He called me a prostitute during my F4 days when I crushed on Vic Zhou and Jerry Yan at the same time.
Remember them? Jejeje



So last night while the girls were busy watching the game and tweeting at the same time, Pia Magalona says:



and then



To which I respond: "lol. How old is ur eldest son?"
Pia: "25 AND he looks as cute as them! Double no way!"

To be fair, all of Pia's sons are good-looking ha.
Jeroen wants to know why I'm giggling at 3 in the morning.
"Pia just said the average of the German team is 25 and she can't take it because her eldest son is 25."
Jeroen: "And what's wrong with that? She should be proud if her boyfriend is as old her eldest son. Wouldn't you?"
Me: "No. Because my eldest son is 8. No thanks!"