I’ve read that the Year of the Dragon may not be a good year for the sheep (financially), so I decided to stop by World of Feng Shui at Serendra to inquire about my luck.
“Hi, I’m a sheep,” I told the guy who opened the door. “What do I need to get?”
“Ma’am, you mean this kind of sheep (points to the object on display) or the animal?”
I DIED. It’s more funny in the Philippines.
So sad, I was alone. No one there to witness it 
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